Friday, October 28, 2011

Scary stories for Halloween!

‎"There was a man who had a horse and he told him to go into a bacano (volcano), and it beginned to go into it! And then the cowboy started to turn into a ghost cowboy, and the horse turned into a ghost horse. Then he beginned to tell the ghost horse to get out of the bacano 'cause there was steps, so the horse started to climb out, and they beginned to go back to normal!" 

Rhys has a Halloween party today at pre-school, so he felt inspired to tell me a scary ghost story, complete with torch under his chin! LOL

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Superhero Confusion!

"Mammy, when Harry Potter dies and loses his wand, he has to eat a little bit of banana to make him really strong and make him into Superman!" 

Eh........ ok Rhys, think you're a bit confused between Harry Potter, Bananaman and Superman LOL!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Aw, the things they worry about

Watching Harry Potter & The Philosopher's Stone this afternoon, Rhys came out with the following.

Rhys: "Mammy, why is Harry sad?"
Me: "Because he doesn't have a mammy and daddy any more."
Rhys: "Oh no!  So does that mean he has to cross the road all by himself?"

It's funny the tiny details that worry them sometimes LOL.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

When all else fails, change your mind

Rhys is really struggling with his 'R's' at the minute.  Whilst out with his daddy, they passed a girl drawing on the road with chalks.

Rhys: "Daddy, I want to draw on the woad like that girl"
Daddy: "It's road, not woad"
Rhys: "Woad"
Daddy: "No, road"
Rhys: "Woad!"
Daddy: ""Road"
Rhys: "No, I mean the path"

The first proper joke Rhys has ever told me

Where does a crocodile keep his money?

In the riverbank!


Wednesday, June 8, 2011

An oldie but it was SO funny

This was a few months ago now, but I can't help sharing, it had me in hysterics.

On the way back from creche, one gorgeously sunny afternoon, we walked past a group of teenagers chilling out and relaxing on the grass verge, enjoying the sun.

Rhys: "Mammy, why is that boy lying on the grass?"
Me: "'Cos it's a nice day, and he wants to."
Rhys: "But it's not a bed," .....then he thought about it for a few seconds..... "it's a flower bed, but not a bed!"

Something fishy about The Teddy Bears' Picnic

"Mammy, if you go down to the woods today, in disguise....the police will come!"