When all else fails, change your mind

Rhys is really struggling with his 'R's' at the minute.  Whilst out with his daddy, they passed a girl drawing on the road with chalks.

Rhys: "Daddy, I want to draw on the woad like that girl"
Daddy: "It's road, not woad"
Rhys: "Woad"
Daddy: "No, road"
Rhys: "Woad!"
Daddy: ""Road"
Rhys: "No, I mean the path"

The first proper joke Rhys has ever told me

Where does a crocodile keep his money?

In the riverbank!

LOL

An oldie but it was SO funny

This was a few months ago now, but I can't help sharing, it had me in hysterics.

On the way back from creche, one gorgeously sunny afternoon, we walked past a group of teenagers chilling out and relaxing on the grass verge, enjoying the sun.

Rhys: "Mammy, why is that boy lying on the grass?"

Me: "'Cos it's a nice day, and he wants to."

Rhys: "But it's not a bed," .....then he thought about it for a few seconds..... "it's a flower bed, but not a bed!"

Something fishy about The Teddy Bears' Picnic

"Mammy, if you go down to the woods today, in disguise....the police will come!"

Closing doors is HARD!

A conversation between Rhys and I, yesterday:

Me: "Rhys, close the back door please.
Rhys: "But Mammy, I can only close it a little bit, I can't close it properly.  I'm not a superhero, I'm only a BOY!"

What's this all about then?

Rhys is my 3 year old son.  His mind works in mysterious ways, he comes out with some pure gems sometimes, it can be hilarious!
So, my sister suggested I start blogging the nonsense and/or genius that comes from his tiny but brilliant little mind.
So, here goes.