Aw, the things they worry about

Watching Harry Potter & The Philosopher's Stone this afternoon, Rhys came out with the following.

Rhys: "Mammy, why is Harry sad?"

Me: "Because he doesn't have a mammy and daddy any more."

Rhys: "Oh no!  So does that mean he has to cross the road all by himself?"

It's funny the tiny details that worry them sometimes LOL.

When all else fails, change your mind

Rhys is really struggling with his 'R's' at the minute.  Whilst out with his daddy, they passed a girl drawing on the road with chalks.

Rhys: "Daddy, I want to draw on the woad like that girl"
Daddy: "It's road, not woad"
Rhys: "Woad"
Daddy: "No, road"
Rhys: "Woad!"
Daddy: ""Road"
Rhys: "No, I mean the path"

The first proper joke Rhys has ever told me

Where does a crocodile keep his money?

In the riverbank!

LOL

An oldie but it was SO funny

This was a few months ago now, but I can't help sharing, it had me in hysterics.

On the way back from creche, one gorgeously sunny afternoon, we walked past a group of teenagers chilling out and relaxing on the grass verge, enjoying the sun.

Rhys: "Mammy, why is that boy lying on the grass?"

Me: "'Cos it's a nice day, and he wants to."

Rhys: "But it's not a bed," .....then he thought about it for a few seconds..... "it's a flower bed, but not a bed!"

Something fishy about The Teddy Bears' Picnic

"Mammy, if you go down to the woods today, in disguise....the police will come!"

Closing doors is HARD!

A conversation between Rhys and I, yesterday:

Me: "Rhys, close the back door please.
Rhys: "But Mammy, I can only close it a little bit, I can't close it properly.  I'm not a superhero, I'm only a BOY!"

What's this all about then?

Rhys is my 3 year old son.  His mind works in mysterious ways, he comes out with some pure gems sometimes, it can be hilarious!
So, my sister suggested I start blogging the nonsense and/or genius that comes from his tiny but brilliant little mind.
So, here goes.