An oldie but it was SO funny

This was a few months ago now, but I can't help sharing, it had me in hysterics.

On the way back from creche, one gorgeously sunny afternoon, we walked past a group of teenagers chilling out and relaxing on the grass verge, enjoying the sun.

Rhys: "Mammy, why is that boy lying on the grass?"

Me: "'Cos it's a nice day, and he wants to."

Rhys: "But it's not a bed," .....then he thought about it for a few seconds..... "it's a flower bed, but not a bed!"